Gyardin Moselee fo pressy?

Aye, ayo hare dah bai wah duz deh pan kyapital news want tun sum

presssy? Yes, Gyardin Moselee. E duzz prapa mek up e self pan TV nah?

D bai no how fo do e wuk. e duz prapa mek meh laff. 

Yes man, dah same bai wah Barat nah want guh in affice ah d president.

D bai nah want tell Bara sahree yet. but Barat duz talk up wid e nice enny

way else. 

So, e want tun president ah dem mede-ya people, dem people wah duz write newspapa

and dem wan wah duz den pan tv. 

Suh wah ayo think?